Still offline, still smiling. While the internet takes its sweet time returning, I’ve tapped out a whimsical little poem on my tiny iPhone screen — a lighthearted look at my ongoing battle with the great digital void. Hope it brings a grin.



And fittingly, as this article goes live, I’m pleased to announce that my internet connection has finally returned.
No Connection, or Seven Rhyming Couplets
I’m in isolation;
I have no internet connection.
Now falling beyond day five,
without my writer’s bee hive.
ISP could not solve the problem –
oh, what a sad conundrum
There’s a frog and toad
on the outside pole’s naughty node.
Linesmen, trucks, and ladders are required;
I’m frustrated, tired, and uninspired.
Might be fixed in another 48 hours …
plenty of time to pluck more moonflowers.
Now climbing into day seven,
I’m sailing up the internet’s stairway to heaven.
And now, with the moon back in view and the wires behaving, here’s the song that carried me through.
Ivor Steven © June 2026





















